The beginnings of this sacred ritual are shrouded in mystery and legend. The first written record of an atonement special appears in Christ's letter to Jeebus of the masons following the founding of the first subway on the banks of the nile circa 20 BCE. The sandwich described in that letter had, as Christ wrote, "agnaiethe" or, roughly translated, "A buttload of vegetables", including carrots, green peppers and holy jalepenos. Carrots have largely been discontinued from the tradition, however, some adherents maintain the orthodox tradition. It has been asserted by some sandwich historians that the word "agnaiethe" indicates merely a buttload of some edible substance, or even a buttload of pasta, which would seem to support the views of pastafarianism or flying spaghetti monsterism, but th