He pleads for you to not buy baby butt wipes when you EASE yourself down to Wal-Mart, and instead buy his DVD that talks. Is known to crack-whip with Pork & Beans. Wears polka dots due to a bet he lost with Vince McMahon. Has a step son named Virgil, other wise known as nWo Vincent, Shane, and 100 other names. Once had a large valet named Sapphire, she would disappear after a incident with Jimmy Snuka in a hotel room. Report Snuka broke her neck along with her heart. BEWARE OF THE SPLOTCH~! Sufferer of HARD TIMES.[1]]