Great Yarmouth is the number one holiday destination for the chavs, elderly and deceased of the Great Britain. The name of the slum or as the locals call it, "town" is the largest paradox in the UK, and Margaret Thatcher would undoubtedly have annihilated it had she not been deceived by the name. It proudly boasts the greatest number of people with the lowest collective IQ in the whole of the northern hemisphere and is only beaten for number of Portuguese residents by, well, Portugal. In addition, the number of Indian owned corner shops could only be higher if they built, well, more corners.