'The Nerd: (Sighs) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (The tape starts falling out. The Nerd manages to stop it from falling out of the VHS cover.) SUCKS SHIT! Not even regular shit. Putrid, barfed-out roadkill diarrhea shit. Now, you might be saying, "Well, that's your opinion." Well, yeah, it is. It's my opinion that's a motherfucking fact that this pile of dog shit called "Ninja Turtles 3" is the most god-awful disgrace in human existence! Now, I know you've seen a lot of bad movies, but no. Let me tell you, this movie is BAD. Like, how bad? Is it the worst in the Turtles trilogy? Oh, undeniably, but that's not the point. My point is that this is the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my life! Now, I can tell you from the perspective of a 12-year-old and a 26-year-old that it needs to