You are a lomh in a lake called Loeke. You have been there for some time when you see a bottle. You open it, and it contains a paper: a newspaper. It is from Weekday Here, September the 9'th 45321. The name of the paper is Weekday Here! You know that it is a very sensationalistic paper that has once made an article about climatic change when something called humans did something they called "smoking" on a planet called Water. Lomhs don't kill animals that they don't eat! Now when you think about it: the so-called humans have taken both uulis, lomhs and waterbirds to their planet, that must be the explanation!