There is a stock market crash, but Gomez Addams is unaffected. He calls his broker, Mr. Blooker of Blooker and Company, to buy railroad stock. He wants to buy Big Swamp and Southern Railway to play Trainwreck with real trains. Uncle Fester and Morticia overhear part of the conversation and mistakenly think he is broke. The family each comes up with their own schemes to make some cash: Fester wants to print more, Grandmama wants to be a bunny girl or a beauty expert, Wednesday and Pugsley volunteer to start a drink stand on the sidewalk selling Henbane on the rocks, Morticia decides to give lessons in fencing and tango, Fester and Lurch start an escort service at $50 an hour, and Thing will sell pencils.