The Uncyclopedia Group of Health (UGH) is urging the public to avoid carbon monoxide exposure by taking precautions with gas-powered appliances including, but not limited to, gas-powered vibrators. Carbon monoxide is an invisible, odorless, tasteless, pathetic pussy-ass gas and is highly poisonous to children 3 and up. Depending on the level of exposure, carbon monoxide may cause fatigue, muscle spasms, chest pains for those with pacemakers, shortness of breath upon dying of carbon monoxide poisoning, vomiting, shitting blood, headaches, confusion (switch out at the next available opportunity), lack of interesting stories, impaired decision-making, loss of life, and in severe cases, fatigue.