The naming box is an entity on pre-scratch Earth and post-scratch Alternia. It is used to name children on the day they turn 13 years or 6 sweeps old, and was also used to name Alternia. It's become a running gag, that the first name entered is something silly and derogatory, such as Zoosmell Pooplord, Flighty Broad, Insufferable Prick and Farmstink Buttlass. The character being named expresses dissatisfaction at this, and their actual name is then entered.