Kyle Sandilands (birth name Kyle Sandilandarse) is the result of a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. Chinese scientists were attempting to create human sperm that could talk, so it could move itself to the fields to be used as fertiliser. Unfortunately the sperm they used was exposed to the radio waves of a Don Rickles broadcast being monitored in the mistaken belief that Richard Nixon was using it to send coded messages to the Chinese leadership. The young Sandilands went on to a successful career in radio hosting, having previously had his morals removed.