Throughout history, thinkers have come and passed, leaving a lasting legacy on the people that followed. Truffles von der Satan is such a figure and is one of the most influential people of our time. I eat my doo doo. You will learn from this article that this splendid and marvelous innovator: 1. * Powers the Hubble Telescope with his farts. 2. * Had hot dirty man sex with Dr. Phil in order to breed the PS3. 3. * Once auditioned for the role of bassist in the band Metallica, but got killed in a bus accident in the process. 4. * Tastes like chocolate covered unicorns.