Object Class: Euclid, awaiting advancement to Keter Special Containment Procedures: The whereabouts of SCP-007-J are currently unknown, although it has been confirmed that it has not left Site ████ since its initial discovery in Officer Blake and Officer Evan's office. Recon Team Theta is awaiting authorisation to sweep the premises. In the mean time, all staff are advised not to engage SCP-007-J due to its unknown nature. The transcript of the exchange which led to SCP-007-J's discovery is recorded below. Officer Blake: “What?” Officer Evan: “You're an idiot.”