The lords of the LAN'd (see what i did there?), the only people who truly understand the l33t code, Teknishons /tukknishanz/ sit in a office all day and are always watching you. Always. They are guarders of the most sacred power known to man - they have the power to stop you visiting porn. Basically they are the gods of the cyber world. They could totally pwn your ass. Teknishons are unfairly stereotyped as being overly nerdy and some rather rude people will accuse them of having sex with computers, or other such electronical devices. This is unfair, and untrue; most don't have any sex at all.