Malcolm Young was born in a hospital many, many, many years ago after being a bun in the oven to his mother Billy Connolly, just after being the itch in his daddy, Sean Connery's pants, and eventually dropped into the world sometime during the first world war, cradling a bottle of light ale in one hand, and a "my first wee ciggee" in the other. Malcolm was a handsome bouncing baby boy, who was brought up the traditional Scottish Satan worshiping ways in the hills of Loch Lomond where he was the 19th of 103 children born to his parents.