Jersey: I don't know about you guys, but I think we look great in these uniforms. Kamal: Mine's scratchy. Jersey: Okay, I mostly meant Jan and me look great. Kamal: Gee thanks. Jersey: You, not so much. Jan: Jersey... Jersey: Yeah? Jan: Some people, when they're nervous, they get all quiet. Jersey: Yeah, I'm not really that type. Jan: Try. Kamal: Okay, here comes the perimeter guard. Try not to look guilty. Guard: Welcome to Chawla Base, badges please. Jan: Oh, yeah, right... um... (gets badges) Guard: They let you join up? What are you, 12? Jan: What are you? 50? stay_with_me →