So, you ended up somehow with that gross stuff on your hands and are frantically trying to get the filthy dark stuff out from under your fingernails? Don't panic! We have all been there. This guide contains all the information you need to get both clothing and bathroom surfaces spotless while making it seem effortless. Help your lady get through those trying three or four days, and as an extra bonus you get some cosmic brownie points in the process. Cosmic!