Goddard's Law (also known as Goddard's Rule of Penguin Referencing) is an universal law of the multiverse. It was first spoken of in hushed tones by famed physicist and amateur rocket maker Robert P Goddard (1882-1945: See Below) in 1947. The law states: "As any discussion in a teashop grows more boring or desperate, the probability of a comparison involving Penguins or Antarctica approaches a pretty high percentage, my goodness yes, I'd say, um, almost 100." Since the invention of the Interpenguin, the law has since been enthusiastically adopted and abused by Usenet geeks and flamers.