Hobnobs are widely considered the lord of all biscuits, this nobby treat which is indulged in chocloate is better than SEX itself - You Love It! Each has more fibre than a truck full of cat litter and are more nutrious than thirty -one chickens. They are considered one of the staple foods of students. Recent studies have shown that raising kittens on Hobnobs from birth increases their flavour when huffed. This secret was known to ancient huffers but was lost during the great hobnob famine of 892 AD.