The Wild Cards introduce themselves to the Illuminati (also called Wild Cards and Illuminati Face-Off) was an e-wrestling promo written by Wevv Mang in June 2005. It was re-posted as part of The Nearly Complete Works of Wevv Mang - The PWA Years. The promo revolves around The Illuminati cutting a promo during a house show, only for Wevv Mang to interrupt with a retort.