There is a book named after Lemony Snicket's long series of dumb unfortunate mishaps which happen to 3 little children, who do not have diabetes. That man is cruel. Very cruel. But anyway, I decided to write the whole book down so that you can read to your enjoyment about the fortunate events of 3 other children. Their names are Violin, Santa Klaus and Darky. So anyway, they were the Baldylairs. They lived in a cardboard box down the street, any street, as long as it was a street. One day they were in Liney Beige, when suddenly a round man, who was round, and not around, but round whose name was Mr. Poe, and no, he was not one of the Teletubbies, he came with a very dismal look and he was one of the Baldylairs' donators. He was very miserable, and said "My house has burnt down....no wait,