He and the Colbear are the two cofounders of the Bearluminaty made up of Bears, reptilians, the New World Order, the Bear World Order, the Illuminati, Bilderberg, anyone named Rockefeller, Bears, Bearlister Crowley, Reptilians, the Illuminati, Skull and Bones, CFR, Trilateral Commission, a bunch of filthy rich dudes, and every other conspiracy that exists. Bearlister Crowley, possibly the most unholy creature ever to exist, is a reptilian, gay, an owl, and a bear all in one! He is a Bowel and also the beast of revelations. Bearlister Crowley is part shapeshifting reptilian and sometimes taking the form of the infamous satanist Aleister Crowley. His current form is Barack Hussein Obama.