New New Mario was a kid who was abandoned by his parents Peachycakes and Bill Gates. Chuck Norris and Bill Cosby found him on their doorstep (they're roommates) and decided to take care of him. One day, New New Mario was caught smoking weed and got thrown out of the house because its against the rules in their house to be Snoop Dawg. Later, New New Mario got hired by Nintendo and Nintendon't as one of Marios replacements. His most current appearance in a shame is in Mario Beats Up His Replacements:After-Math.