The big time is the celebrity-approved and improved heaven on earth where you'll recline in luxury for the rest of your days. That is, assuming you are a celebrity. Otherwise, you'll be lumped in with imbeciles and failures, spending the rest of your days wallowing in the granite lap of mediocrity. One can only speculate on what exactly the big time holds for those lucky enough to go there, but it is safe to say it has some of the most wonderful unspecified things from this world and without. Peer in fascination into the world of the haves and hope against hope[#endnote_hope] your have-not life will get bolstered by the badly documented delights of the big time.