Dan Bergstein... A man with a dream... A dream of werewolves and jet packs and robots and way shorter Twilight books. Dan is the SparkNotes editor who embarked on the dangerous, IQ-point-destroying journey of reading all the Twilight fails books. Chapter by chapter, his blogs are filled with lulz of epic proportions. Despite the fact he's reading slogging through this saga horrible garbage, neither his IQ nor his lulz suffer. He popularized Team Emmett (and Team Pancakes) and thus is very disappointed about Emmett's lack of screen and page time.