A bananuh is a super cool super coolosity of super cool super coolness and coolness that is super. Now get me some water. Banananannananannanas are different. Banananaananananananananananananana's are also different. Not only that, but a bananuh has a 99.90909234782987% of leaving a mark on your fingers when you touch it. But why not 100%? What is this remaining 0.09090765217013086% mean? Well, if you wash your fingers, you'll wash off the mark. This 99.90909234782987% is the percentage of you not washing your hands after eating a bananuh. This 0.09090765217013086% is not. Got that? Nope? Well, too bad.