NC (as the 60s Batman announcer): Last time in the good Star Trek movie, OH NO! Khan escaped from his prison? A new toy called Genesis that creates life in two seconds but still can't create a good Sonic game in years (cover of the Sonic the Hedgehog '06 is seen). Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan? She does well, but, that's just plain weird. Revenge is sought after and Shatner says Khan's name like he's passing a kidney stone. Kirk: KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!! (Batman segues into the Star Trek Month opening title. NC is seen in his room.) (Title appears, and we get clips of the movie) (The movie begins) THE END