Thetans on a Space Plane is an Emmy award winning comedy action movie and the highest point of Tom Cruise's acting career. It stars Tom Cruise himself as the main league: a lightsaber totting cop that hates thetans. The film was directed and written by L.Ron Hubbard, in which the budget for the film was from the amount of money stolen from dead scientologists, thus making this the movie with the biggest budget in history. It is also one of the most ground breaking special effects, making pac-man ghosts as thetans. The film was rated PG for safe humor making fun of those idiots. The film premereied in the space operahouse