Contents * SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue" * SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button * SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering * SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment * SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct * SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting * SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…" * SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING * SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature * SCP-009-J - Where Is It? * SCP-014-J - A Fork * SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal * SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors * SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows * SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase * SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle - * SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos * SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point" * SCP-078-J - Cooties *