[[Category:Season transcripts]] Newspaper Pony: Morning, Pinkie Pie. Get your Ponyville Chronicle right here! Pinkie Pie: Fan-tizzy-astic! I just love to read about happy happenings, and it's always good to be a pony in the know, you know? And there's so much to know! Rainbow Dash: Eh, seems like a bunch of boring hooey to me. Pinkie Pie: Does "New Shrubbery In Castle Garden" sound like boring hooey to you? Rainbow Dash: Snooze. Pinkie Pie: What about... "Parasprite Infestation In Fillydelphia Eradicated"? Ah! That's great news! Rainbow Dash: Eh. Another day, another parasprite hype story. Pinkie Pie: [reading] "Noodles Named Official Food Of Whinnyapolis". "Author A. K. Yearling Announces Retirement". "Cloudsdale Election Heating Up For Candidate In Favor Of Cooling It Down"