Paddy Irishman was born Valdimir Lybnitski in Northern Czechoslovakia, like all Irish people, in April 1967. His mother, Judy Garland, was the son of a Cossack, and had been killed after repeated beatings with a shoe horn. His father was born in 1964 and was once elected for a short but memorable time, as British Prime minister, Neville Chamberlain.