To be nominated, you must: * Be a registered "member". * Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. * Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate. * Consistently write crap. * If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.