Chapter One: Stephen Colbert Page One: 'We're #1' - so what's the rest of the book? America was founded on a set of values, rather than a common territory or populace Values: Liberty, Democracy, Justice, Equality, Tolerance, Liberty, Humility and Faith - especially humility What is being sold as our values? example: Justice = Gitmo, Abu Ghraib Instead of Gitmo, we should freeze detainees in carbonite like Han Solo Ms. Slaughter claims we should 'work with other nations' "you're either with us, or you're agin' us" - Now that the world is agin' us, doesn't that prove that Bush was prophetic