Political masturbation occurs when two heads of state meet and mutually engratiate with each other to the point that one or other of them walks away smiling. Image:Michael.png Political Masturbation,when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!Keep your hands where we can see them! Image:WWTS1sted1.png "Political Masturbation"is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click .