Madge the Waitress is one of the goofy characters Sonny plays. We don't see the sketch the character is from, however. She has an accent (either Southern or "New York", it isn't specified) and wears a wig that stands up tall. The costume is over a fat suit. Her phrase is "No substitutions!" She was first seen in "West Coast Story", when Sonny was rehearsing her character in her dressing room. Tawni made fun of Sonny when she was in costume for this character.