Gunter Von Ebbicks, more commonly refered to as Von or "Mr. Ebbicks" he is extremely rarely called Gunter, which is his first name. Von is incredibly foul-mouthed, alcoholic, immature, ungreatful, lazy, dim-witted, uncaring, inconsiderate, drug and sex addict, who spends his days in rehab by sneaking beer into the center, and placing bubble wrap around his lighter so the detectors will not pick it up, and he commonly hides a cigarette in his sock. Von is known to be extremely balsy and unsertive. He is often high or drunk and doesn't care about anything.