[File:800px-Lordhoodcats.JPG|thumb|right|300px|Left: Snowball, Middle: Lord Hood, Right: Mr. Fluffy McBottomsly the Third.]]Lord Hood is an old ass motherfucker who survived the Battle of Earth, and somehow all of the other major battles (the fact that rumors that he used Marines as meatshields are inconsequential). He was there for the Master Chief's funeral, he did not cry, he only shed manly tears for his fallen gay lover comrade in arms. Also, he was a straight-up G. Word.