Eggnogsticism began in the 1st Century A.D., shortly after the death of Jesus of Nazareth, as a sect of Judaism. Its followers believe, like Islam, that Jesus was a prophet; it is believed among Eggnogstics that Jesus is the only human to have drunken the supreme eggnog (this eggnog is known as “Stanley” in the Eggnogstic holy book, Great Eggspectations).