(The episode begins with the Nostalgia Critic having his head down. Speechless to say his usual opening catchphrase, he holds up his index finger which his most hated theme, the original Doug theme plays.) (The title card to Doug's 1st Movie is shown, featuring the titular character standing right next to the title of the movie) Col. Nathan R. Jessep (from A Few Good Men): You fuckin' people. (Clips of Doug's 1st Movie play) NC V/O: Yes, indeed. For those who don't know, I have a particular hatred for the cartoon series Doug. Not because the show itself is an ungodly boring waste of time...