Confronts villains with outlandish tasks and dares, offering them ridiculously small amounts of money in the form of non-refundable checks. If the villains refuse, he lowers his offer. Villains sometimes die of exasperation, but usually just tell the L-Man to "f*ck off" and that's the end of that. The L-Man's alternate aliases include "Miltank" and "Mailbox." 99. Ashtray Kills evildoers with second-hand smoke. Takes a while. 98. Rides a 10 speed everywhere guy He rides a 10 speed everywhere and bores people to death with stories and how they're a great way to stay in shape. 97. Bicycle Repair Man