The Nerd: Welcome to another sacrilegious Christmas fuck-fest! (the Nerd holds up the games he played and reviewed from his episode "Bible Games") Now 2 years ago, I played a bunch of Bible games. Yeah. Now would you believe there's actually more of them? (the Nerd picks up the games that he's going to review in this episode) Like, who makes video games based off the Bible?! Why would you do that?! These games suck ass! (the Nerd puts the games down) If I was God, I'd be pissed. The Nerd: Oh, fucking Hell. This is ridiculous! The Nerd: Okay, now I'm really curious! Kid: Whoops! Kid: Yippee!