"Hi kid. I see you're awake. I want you to stay calm now, but there are some things that I would like to tell you. First, your burns are quite severe. I know you probably can't feel the pain, but that is just because your nerves were all burned to the point where they no longer send pain signals to your brain. So at least that's good news, eh?" You seem to be liking this doctor less and less as he goes on. You never have been a fan of Canadians. The doctor leaves and you have but minutes to collect your thoughts before The President of the United States enters your room to say hello.