Sydney Grandma School was founded in 1863.5 after an act of some random parliament somewhere suggested that senile women were too foolish for the greater good of society. The school is located next to a museum, particularly appropriate as the museum has facilities for storing dead animals. The school, as suggested by the name, was primarily designed for humans of the feminine gender, but after the reign of popular headmistress Dame Edna, many old men started to frequent the school in drag. Currently the school provides some of the highest Grandma education in the whole of Australia.