Mr. Motivator (born Keith Motivator on 15 November 1952) is a man of extremely great manlyness, which grants him the ability to train his pet dolphins to a level of physical fitness that no man can ever reach. This power earned him a status above Donny Osmond in the ancient times (oh By the way did I not mention he created the earth and all the elephants) even though he is THE god of gods. He used the amazing masturbating prowes of his Bums, Legs & Winky workout (AKA the "BLW workout") to train all the gods in his image. Of course no god could match his perfect image so he decided to create all other forms of STD and place them on a planet he used to use as a space hopper when he was bored called Earth. Mr Motivator found that one of his newest creations called children where actually not