This article is not true...so is it true, or is it not true? The legends are true. If anything is posted on the Internet, it must be true! Like a magical book that makes anything written in it come true, so is the Internet. Anything that someone posts to the Internet, instantly comes true. This is like having three wishes from a genie, only it is more like infinite wishes. I'm very rich and happy with everything I always wanted... GODDAMNIT! 'Note:' Many people might be able to tell this proof is a load of crap. For a more complicated proof, go here. As shown by the following equation: