At last! It's the book they thought there wasn't a market for; packed with information so trivial we guarantee it will have no relevance to your life (if you have one). Inside this slender yet reassuringly expensive volume you will find: * The saddest items of merchandise * The rudest monsters in Doctor Who * Absolutely no lavish illustrations * Season Eighteen and lots of other things! "Hilarious, witty ...sorry, which book?" - Sophie Aldred "So good, it would have taken me a whole day to write it." - Terrance Dicks "Nothing in zee world can shtop me now!" - Herman Zaroff