Pam: Listen, Benson. We need to talk. Benson: We are talking. Ooh, wanna hear how many pushups I did at training today? Pam: No, we need to really talk. Benson: Oh, okay. Pam: This...this isn't working for me anymore. Benson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Pam: Benson, you're a great guy, but I have no idea when you're coming back, or-or if you're coming back. Benson: Sure, sure. Pam: You know, statistically, the further away two mates are from each other, the less likely it is that their realationship will last. I've done the calculations, and our odds *sniffles* are only 1.35%. Benson: Mm-hmm. Benson: What?