♪Bring doom to the world; it's the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you. e a jerk, It's Not Christmas There's a sign above the line that says "Express." That means ten items or more. e a jerk, (be a jerk) It's Not Christmas Be mean to babies and animals, old folks too Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you. Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Wreck my house when you deck the halls Spit your gum where it winds up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the top of the tube. e a jerk, (be a jerk) It's Not Christmas It's Not Christmas! It's Not Christmas!