The Cinema Snob: Porno Holocaust (March 11, 2010) CS: Porno Holocaust in the worst fucking movie I’ve ever seen in my life. No seriously, I’m not just randomly saying that as if it’s some bad movie flavor of the month. Porno Holocaust actually is the holocaust of cinema. I got this piece of shit on bootleg a long time ago after I randomly stumbled upon it in a catalog. Sure, next to the name it said that it only came in a foreign language with no subtitles, so I thought whatever, it’s Porno Holocaust. How confusing could it be. Well I was right. The fucking thing isn’t confusing. It’s as clear as day that it’s a goddamn piece of shit. Plus without subtitles, I could kind of just add my own.