Physics (also referred to as fizziks, fisix, fizikz, fyzix, f6, pisex, pysex, psysex, physucks or fzx) Was invented in 1109 by school teacher Barack Osama, and is a popular religion with a large following, despite its main principles being totally ridiculous (critics will draw comparisons to such fairy tale beliefs as Mormonism and maths). Although adherents can be found throughout the world, it is most devoted to by the socially unpopular educated classes in Western Europe, Uzbekistan and French Polynesia. It is based largely on Christianity, with Albert Einstein replaced as Christ. Einstein later became a great figure in Bra Burning Movement and was awarded another Nobel Prize for his contribution to lesbian rights. In recent years, since Einstein's death, a new "Christ" has risen up in