Spiro Theodore Agnew (November 9, 1918 – September 17, 1996) is Vice-President during Richard Nixon's reign as President of Earth. He is a headless body, making him the opposite of the heads in jars. He was accidentally killed by the Eco-Feministas with a runaway golf cart. Though he is headless, he can somehow make grunting noises. He is also terrible at mini golf and when he was about to be run over, Nixon correctly said to Leo Wong that it should look funny. In Farewell to Arms Nixon refers to him as "Headless Clone of Agnew" which explains his return after his untimely demise.