Shinya Aoki is a crazy Japanese Mixed Martial Artist who sucks at striking but is awesome at grappling. He is most famous for his girly tights which he wears while fighting, some say its for extra flexibility to aid his grappling, others say its so that he can feel his opponent's body in a sexual way from the Missionary... I mean guard position! He is currently the Dreamy underweight champion, which he won after a hard life of struggle in which he choked Hansen's head off, got his ass kicked by Hansen as a revenge, and eventually got the last laugh by amrbarring Hansen's fucking arm off. He, along with Masakazu Imanari, Satoru Kitaoka, Suzuki Teriyaki, Toyota Honda and Toshiba flat-screen started Nippon Top Team, for Ching Chong grapplers. Aoki holds a black belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu and